08 Junie B. Jones Has a Monster Under Her Bed - Barbara Park.pdf简介：
1 23Contents1. The Cheese Man 2. Just Say Right! 3. The Invisiblest Guy 4. Spooky and Scary 5. My Worstest Night Ever 6. Flatsos 7. Snarlies and Snufflies 8. Scary-face Me!4 51/The Cheese Man My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I dont like Beatrice. I just like B and thats all. I am in the grade of afternoon kindergarten. Today we got school pictures taken at that place. School pictures is when you wear your bestest dress. And you go to the cafeteria. And a cheese man is there. He makes you say cheese. Only I dont actually know why. Then he takes pictures of you. And your mother has to buy them. Or else you will get your feelings hurt. School pictures is a racket, I think. I wore my new dress with the dinosaur on the front. A dinosaur, huh? said the cheese man. I smoothed my skirt very lovely. Yes, I said. It is a Tyrannosaurus Dottie. You mean Tyrannosaurus Rex, he said. No. I mean Tyrannosaurus Dottie. Cause Rex is the boy. And Dottie is the girl, I explained. The cheese man stood behind his camera.6Say cheese, he told me. Yeah, only guess what? I dont actually know why I have to say that word. Cause whats cheese got to do with it? I asked. Cheese makes you smile, said the cheese man. I shook my head. Not me. Cheese doesnt make me smile, I said. Cause sometimes I eat a cheese sandwich for lunch. And I dont even giggle when I swallow that thing. The cheese man did a big breath. Could you please just say it? he asked. Yes, I said. I can please just say it. Only dont forget to tell me when youre ready. Cause one time my grampa Frank Miller was taking my picture. And he didnt tell me he was ready. And then one of my eyes turned out opened. And the other one turned out closed. I made the face to show him. See? See my eyes? See how one of them is opened and the other one is… 展开>>

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