疯狂学校系列08 - Ms. LaGrange Is Strange.pdf简介：
MyWeirdSchool#8Dan GutmanPictures byJim PaillotTo EmmaContents1A Pretty Normal Lunch12A Special Guest93The New Lunch Lady224Chicken Klutz295France Talk and Frogs Legs386Welcome to Café LaGrange457Secret Agents568The Most Horrible, Terrible, Awful Thing in the History of the World649Give Peas a Chance6810Andreas Birthday Party7711Silent Lunch86CreditsCoverCopyrightAbout the PublisherAbout the Author and the Illustrator1A Pretty Normal LunchMy name is A.J. and I hate school.Which do you hate more, my friendRyan asked me, school or vegetables?Hmmm, thats a hard one, I said. Ireally hate them both.I hate school more than vegetables,said our friend Michael, who never ties11his shoes, because we dont have to sitinside a vegetable all day and learn stuff.ŽGood point,Ž I agreed. I hate vegetables more than school,ŽRyan said, because we dont have to eatthe school.ŽThat made perfect sense too. I couldntmake up my mind.We were in the vomitorium. It was apretty normal lunch at Ella Mentry School. Ryan stuck carrot sticks in his mouth and said, Look, Im a walrus!Ž Michael put a spoon on his nose, and it hung there. I dared Ryan to put pickle chips on his Tater Tots and eat them. Ryan will eat anything.2Michael dared me to shoot a strawwrapper at Andrea Young, this girl at thenext table who is really annoying. The wrapper hit Andrea in the head. She screamed and knocked her apple juice on the floor.Just at that moment, Andreas annoy-ing friend Emily was walking by with her tray. Emily slipped on the juice and fell on her butt. As she was falling, she knocked over a whole rack of lunch trays. Crash!Ouch!Ž Emily shouted. I bumped mymouth. My tooth is loose!ŽI dont know why, but when people fallon their butt, its hilarious. Me and Ryan3and Michael just about exploded tryingnot to laugh. Emily started crying. That big crybaby. She wasnt even hurt, and her tooth was probably loose before she fell.Mrs. McGillicuddy, the lunch lady,came running out.Whats go 展开>>

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