疯狂学校系列01 - Miss Daisy Is Crazy.pdf简介：
Dan GutmanPictures byJim PaillotMyWeirdSchool#1To EmmaContents1I Hate School!12Dumb Miss Daisy and Principal Klutz73How to Spell Read204Miss Daisy Is Crazy!255The Most Genius Idea!336What Do You Want to Be?457Bonbons and Footballs518A Lot of Books!599Put Those Books Away6410Football Players Are Really Dumb7011We Rule the School!7712Poor Miss Daisy81About the AuthoCreditsCoverCopyrightAbout the Publisherr and the IllustratorMy name is A.J. I like football and videogames, and I hate school.Ž Our teacher, Miss Daisy, was taking attendance. It was the first day of second grade. Miss Daisy told everyone in the class to stand up, say our name, and say something about ourself.1I HateSchool!12All the kids laughed when I said Ihated school. But there was nothingfunny about it. I have learned a lot in my eight years. One thing I learned is that there is no reason why kids should have to go to school. If you ask me, kids can learn all weneed to learn by watching TV. You can learn important information like which breakfast cereal tastes best and what toys you should buy and which shampoo leaves your hair the shiniest. This is stuff that well need to know when we grow up.School is just this dumb thing thatgrown-ups thought up so they wouldnthave to pay for baby-sitters. When I growup and have children of my own, I wont make them go to school. They can just ride their bikes and play football and video games all day. Theyll be happy, and theyll think Im the greatest father in the world. But for now, I wanted to let my newteacher, Miss Daisy, know from the very start how I felt about school.You know what, A.J.?Ž Miss Daisy said,I hate school too.Ž You do?Ž We all stared at Miss Daisy. I thoughtteachers loved school. If they didnt love school, why did they become teachers?34Why would they ever want to go to aschool as a grown-up? I know that when Im a grown-up, Im not going to go any- where near a school.Sure I hate school,Ž Miss Daisy contin-ued. If I didnt have to 展开>>

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